Art vs Porn

Found this on Reddit:

We decided to try out a new Mexican restuarant in town. After being seated, I drew her attention to a cast Metal picture of a shirtless Mayan warrior carrying a nude woman.

“Hey, check out the porn on the wall.”

“It’s not porn.” She said ” It’s art”

“What? There’s metal boobs right there, what makes it art and not porn.” I asked.

“If you can add a naked midget and it doesn’t seem completely out of place, it’s porn. If there was a naked midget standing behind them, what would you say?”

“Probably something along the lines of. What the fuck, why is there a naked midget?”

“Then it’s Art.”

-mokeiboi