Best Analogy Ever

It’s part of a pervasive pattern of self-destructive behavior for Kinkade, whose innocuous, assembly-line images of peaceful cottages, Jesuses, and snow scenes have made him the nation’s self-described “most collected artist,” which is sort of like Velveeta bragging that it’s “America’s most sought-after cheese.” As Kinkade himself once said, “We have found a way to bring to millions of people an art that they can understand,” which just about sums up his Norman Rockwell-meets-Walmart approach.

-Sean O’Neal

Go ahead, hit the link and read the full article about Kinkade’s recent address, past acts of douche-hattery, and some pretty humorous takes on his arrest and mug shot. You could use a little cheering up, right?