Me: So, the recycled (green cover) sketchpad is the same price as the non-recycled (brown cover) one, what kinda asshole would buy the non-recycled one?
Nick: I probably wouldn’t have noticed there was a difference, so, me.
-LATER, AT THE REGISTER-
Cashier Lady: That’ll be _______
Me: I thought these were 40% off.
Cashier Lady: Not the green ones.
Well. That answers that, I suppose. Still, new sketchpad!