Watching Things Get Destroyed

Don’t believe me when I insist that the ‘painting’ in my new series is just a prop, and the photo is a piece? Don’t worry! I’m making sure each of those ‘paintings’ get destroyed once photographed so that there’s no confusion. Plus, it’s just fun to watch. Here’s the second one meeting its end.

 

Papyrus Must Die Updated!


I’ve searched my own soul and decided that only using Papyrus for one letter of each word narrowly beats out the ugly bevel, random wolf, or questionably seductive…shoulder as the worst idea in this hive of godawful eye rape.


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Papyrus Must Die Updated!


Some days a guy can’t even catch up on Bones in piece, I tell ya.


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Papyrus Must Die Updated!


And I looked up onto the hill and saw three crosses, and in the center hung Yeshua, the prophet of Nazareth, and to either side of him, laid bare for the carrion birds, hung Good Taste and Design Sensibility. May God have mercy on their souls.


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Papyrus Must Die Updated!


I’ve heard that being adopted can be a hard, harrowing, scarring experience for some… but I was not prepared for this level of cruelty to medians.

Thanks Greg.


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Mm, sorry. All out of Zen. It’s almost like some thoughtless, contrived stereotype from the wrong world ethnicity is destroying all the harmony in your composition. Let us meditate.


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We’re also cutting back on the use of modern, genetically-modified fonts, which are known to generate 3 times the CO2 emissions of their tacky, preinstalled bretheren.

Sent in by Nick.


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This is the coup-de-grace of awful, each next one is uglier and more soul-hollowingly assinine than the previous. Hell is in Missouri, I have seen it.


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To be fair, a good chunk of the Bible took place in Egypt. But still, I think the almighty should shell out a bit more on his image. No wonder my generation is losing faith.


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I’d been slacking on this lately because, really, if you’ve seen one awful Aldi’s package, you’ve seen them all. But, this is just head-smackingly dumb. You’re in Dick Blick’s newsblast, largest online hawker of fine materiel for people in the arts… show some class, people. Yeesh.

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No, I think I get where they’re going with this. They’re youth, right? Young, idealistic, world is their bivalve sorts. What could you possibly teach them that’s more important than the simple fact that lots of decisions in life will be bad, and to expect shitty quality as de regueur? It’s actually a maddeningly brilliant example of that, though I fear it’s giving away all the goods up front…


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