Don’t believe me when I insist that the ‘painting’ in my new series is just a prop, and the photo is a piece? Don’t worry! I’m making sure each of those ‘paintings’ get destroyed once photographed so that there’s no confusion. Plus, it’s just fun to watch. Here’s the second one meeting its end.
I’ve searched my own soul and decided that only using Papyrus for one letter of each word narrowly beats out the ugly bevel, random wolf, or questionably seductive…shoulder as the worst idea in this hive of godawful eye rape.
And I looked up onto the hill and saw three crosses, and in the center hung Yeshua, the prophet of Nazareth, and to either side of him, laid bare for the carrion birds, hung Good Taste and Design Sensibility. May God have mercy on their souls.
I’d been slacking on this lately because, really, if you’ve seen one awful Aldi’s package, you’ve seen them all. But, this is just head-smackingly dumb. You’re in Dick Blick’s newsblast, largest online hawker of fine materiel for people in the arts… show some class, people. Yeesh.
Oh, right, this is a /funny/ Tumblr. Ahem:
No, I think I get where they’re going with this. They’re youth, right? Young, idealistic, world is their bivalve sorts. What could you possibly teach them that’s more important than the simple fact that lots of decisions in life will be bad, and to expect shitty quality as de regueur? It’s actually a maddeningly brilliant example of that, though I fear it’s giving away all the goods up front…